Thursday, August 26, 2010

Favorite Page: Fraulein Fox

FRITZ
Well, how do they say it? Payback is a
bitch.

HERMANN
And so are you.
Fritz reaches forward to hit Hermann who smirks and dodges his assaults.

AARIKA
Fine. Kill each other for all I care.

There is a knock on the window. Aarika rolls it down. Janice is standing next to the car.

JANICE
(bubbly)
I'm gonna guess you're Aarika.

AARIKA
Ja, that is true. I have come
to...

JANICE
Yeah, of course to have me look
at the designs for the first
Fraulein Fox outfit.

AARIKA
Ja. You remember even more than
I recall telling you.

HERMANN
I don't like it...
(to Janice)
You don't look German.

JANICE
Well, Admiral Hartmann. A gal doesn't
have to be German to know things.

FRITZ
How do you know our names? You
haven't been watching us. Have you?

JANICE
Let me talk to your top model first.
Then I can tell you everything you need
to know.

FRITZ
Alright, but would you tell me now if
you know about the evening with those
three Dutch ladies back in '48?

Everybody stares at Fritz with shock on their faces.

JANICE
I wasn't plannin' on bringin' it up,
actually.

AARIKA
I do not want to hear that story.

JANICE
You won't have to. I want to speak to
you in private, Fraulein Fox.

AARIKA
(to Fritz and Hermann)
Find something to keep yourselves busy.
I want no black eyes or bloody noses when
I come back.

HERMANN
I don't want to stay here. What will
I do, the whole time?

AARIKA
Didn't you bring something to read?

HERMANN
No. Why would I? I thought we would
all be going in.

AARIKA
Well, the owner's manual for the car is
in that compartment there. If you like,
you can browse through that.

HERMANN
Hmm, nein. I will kiss a Frenchman before
I will do that.

JANICE
Suit yourself.
(to Aarika)
Come on, hun.

Hermann notices that Fritz is making faces at him.
HERMANN
You want your Polish ass kicked.
Don't you.

FRITZ
I'm not Polish. You're the Polish one
here.

They try to grab each other once again. Aarika sighs, smiles at Janice and steps out of the car.

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